Penny: So, does everyone know what they’re gonna get me for Christmas?
Dave: Penn, just tell us what you want and save yourself some disappointment.
Penny: No. I’d rather be surprised by a disappointment than happy with what I expected. It’s why I never ask if a pool is heated.
Source: unpopularcoworker
Happy Endings, 2x06 - “Lying Around”
Source: onscreenkisses









